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William has taken to using his middle finger as his pointing finger. I don't want to make a big deal out of it, but it is somewhat disconcerting.

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There's nothing better than watching your two half-naked children before a bath doing the secret brother-sister handshake they invented.

P.S. I'm not in trouble for taking the Lord's name in vain. All the church wanted was for me to serve on a committee. Maybe I should tell them that the last two groups I joined at church either folded or are on life support.