FizzyLizzy

Buyouts are nothing new to Mr. FizzyLizzy. This is the fourth corporate buyout he's been on the wrong side of over the past ten years. Oracle--a humongous tech company based in California with something like 65,000 employees worldwide--is the purchaser in this case. One might think that such a large company would have a halfways decent restructuring plan for those whose lives are going to be negatively affected by the buyout. Not so. Among other things, they are having all the employees of Mr. FL's company send in resumes and be interviewed for their current jobs. Besides being a complete crock--Oracle already knows who they're going to keep and who they're going to dump--their insensitivity has put morale in the toilet. So the Accounting Department is going to see Borat today.